I am the Master of Cunning

(idea) by Shredder Mon Apr 02 2001 at 0:03:00

The words uttered (maybe only in your head) after convincing your girlfriend to shave her pussy without her even realising you wanted her to.

  • Usually accompanied by a huge grin and perhaps an insane chuckle or two.

Can also be used in other worthy situations such as:


  1. Turning hamsters into gold.

  2. Becoming a Jedi master (You know that Yoda said it...)

  3. Convincing the aforementioned girlfriend that your insane cackle had nothing to do with what you'd been talking about and that whatever she wanted to do was fine 8)
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