No, not a
tiny bicycle. Not a bicycle made of
fruit or
meat or
candy. I can eat a
bicycle. A
Schwinn Sierra 700SL. It takes a little
time, but I can
eat it. All I
require is a
standard tool box, a
large bottle of
barbecue sauce, and some
onion buns. Yes, I could eat one
right now (I've been feeling a bit
peckish). Of course, I can't really
post any
pictures of my
culinary feat here, so you'd probably just act all
cynical and call me a
liar anyway.
Really, how can you
live with yourself!