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I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!

created by Quizro

(idea) by Quizro (2 wk) (print)   ?   4 C!s I like it! Mon Aug 28 2000 at 23:35:21

SCENE: Outside Mitsuwa in Costa Mesa. QUIZRO and HERMESTER BARRINGTON drink sodas, talk idly, and watch pretty Japanese girls enter and exit the store.

Q: Hey, look! Yet another cute Japanese girl.

H: The one that's running?

Q: Yeah. She'd be cute under any circumstances, but she's even more cute because she's running.

H: They do that a lot around me, you know.

Q: Run?

H: Oh, yeah. Especially when I hunch over and start shuffling towards them shouting 'Run! Run! Run! I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!'"

(long pause)

H: Yeah. They are cute when you do that.


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