I feel like i'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle

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College is to porn as marriage is to love	Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger	the worst thing about sitting naked in a leather chair	The purchasing power of money
Things I learned in one week of college	Daylog	Daft Punk	thinking machines
Rocky	intelligentsia	To Kill a Mockingbird	I was a young boy that had big plans
Green Day	played four times on repeat	Up Shit Creek without a paddle	The worst job interview ever
customers don't trust me	If you work in customer service, you will eventually deal with stupid people	Repetitive, menial tasks vs. Customer service	calculating how much money you are making while pooping
Things to take to university	Going to university	University	I love the smell of napalm in the morning

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