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I'm wishing Jesus was here again

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(idea) by ferrouslepidoptera (3.7 y) (print)   ?   1 C! I like it! Mon Oct 16 2000 at 2:12:08

I don't know if this was a rescued nodeshell or what, but anyway...

Not two days ago, I heard on the radio that there was a group of people seriously looking into trying to clone Jesus.

The idea is to find an authentic relic (perhaps the Shroud of Turin?) with some intact DNA, and, a la Dolly, the famous sheep, well, clone that dude.

They say that they are looking for a woman to be the new Jesus' surrogate mother. It is not necessary that she be a virgin. (I swear I am not making this up. I couldn't make this shit up if I tried. ;-)

Boy, that's going to be one screwed up kid:

Baby Jesus, to his "mother":You buy me that Hershey bar NOW, dammit! You have to do what I say!!! I'm the SON OF GOD, woman!!! I am the second coming!!! Now gimme!!!"


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