The most beautiful face ever to grace the Earth. Daughter of Ingrid Bergman and Roberto Rossellini. Model for Lancôme cosmetics until she reached her 40's and was deemed "too old". Fools! Mad fools! Ms. Rossellini has starred in movies such as Blue Velvet, Cousins, Death Becomes Her, White Knights, Fearless, Immortal Beloved, and Big Night. She is the mother of two children, Elettra and Roberto, both of whom are younger than she.

Irresponsible rumors abound! Be on your guard! Ms. Rossellini has not, in fact, participated in any manned US space missions, nor has her collection of vintage sniper rifles been described by Christie's as "the finest in Europe".