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Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it

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(idea) by Deborah909 (4.7 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Sun Nov 14 1999 at 9:05:48

The highest rating according by fellows of the Jesus Seminar to a text describing a saying or act of Jesus.

The other ratings are:

  • "Jesus probably said something like this"

  • "Jesus did not say this, but the ideas contained in it are close to his own"

  • "Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition"

    The votes are cast with colored beads - red, pink, gray, and black.


  • (idea) by hramyaegr (1.5 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Sat Jul 15 2000 at 4:00:28

    Whatever Jesus said, it was most likely in Hebrew, Aramaic, or Greek. Most scholars will say that he spoke only one, though it's possible he spoke all three. Greek was the common trade language during Jesus' time in that region, and was used fairly extensively by the people. Jesus' mother, though, most likely spoke Aramaic as it was the language of the Jews. Scholarly Jewish discourse, however, was in Hebrew, and being Jewish, Jesus would have spent much of his youth studying the Hebrew Bible.

    That's all, assuming of course, that Jesus actually existed.

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