Johann "tSS" was born roughly 35 or so years ago on a ferry bound for Sweden as his parents were returning home to raise him in his home town but at the age of 2 moved to Bickenbach, outside Frankfurt in Germany as his father returned to his old job. His education was unremarkable and he barely managed to stay in the Gymnasium. At the conclusion of his studies he went and worked on farms in Bavaria, where he found his true calling. In 1990, he went to central NSW to pursue this career. 1997 saw him go to New Zealand where he is now considered the most skilled in the world of all the professionals in his field. His fame, success, and choice of red velvet covered Lederhosen allowed him to branch out as an entertainer, producing a series of the hit TV show The Johann Show, which is now the most popular chat show in the world. Despite all this, and his strong accent, he still feels that he passes off as your average New Zealander. Johann doesn't really like music, although he likes bands like Emperor, ABBA, Johnny Cage and similar groups. His original surname is still unknown. He reads mathematics theses by preference, and doesn't understand any of this new-fangled thingamajigs like computers.
Update: After being given a hefty appearance fee, he has made a guest appearance in "A Story", by Everythingians |
