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(person) by Morgan (7.6 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Sun Jan 02 2000 at 7:25:13

A slang term for Penis.

Also in the game ShadowRun, a Johnson is your contact for ShadowRuns.


(thing) by GangstaFeelsGood (11.9 mon) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Tue Mar 20 2001 at 13:59:21

1960's term for a joint, referring both to LBJ and the aforementioned penis.

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