Johnson

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(person) by Morgan (7.6 y) (print) ? (I like it!) Sun Jan 02 2000 at 7:25:13

A slang term for Penis.

Also in the game ShadowRun, a Johnson is your contact for ShadowRuns.

(thing) by GangstaFeelsGood (11.9 mon) (print) ? (I like it!) Tue Mar 20 2001 at 13:59:21

1960's term for a joint, referring both to LBJ and the aforementioned penis.

Balls are a poor design	A drug that gives instant orgasms	LBJ	Lyndon Johnson
Attempting to urinate with an erect penis	The physics behind toilet seat splatter	Blues rules	How I became king of the world
Pat Morita	John Thomas	Sex in Korea	Shadowrun
Morning wood fairy	The Big Lebowski Phenomenon	777	outboard motor
United States of America	Soilwork	Samuel Johnson	Richard M. Nixon
Jimmy Carter	vice	October 6, 2001	meat

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