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Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon

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(thing) by ToasterLeavings (9.8 hr) (print)   ?   1 C! I like it! Wed Apr 19 2000 at 2:30:10

All hail Cthulhu.

Great Old One Joke (from the scrolls of Nekketh III, as translated in the 'Necronomicon'. Nekketh III's body was never found..just his slippers).

Cthulhu Elg Abazzgla, Nyethlg Kothaza Teshk???
Ak Azza, Shukkibineth Nyarlthop Zeshkl Ik llyggash.
...Nekth Ssligthez Iggush Gruumsh argzze Elg BjorkBjork!
Shgllp Shgllp Shgllp!!!.



(translated:
"Why did Cthulhu cross the road???
To sow the seeds of unfathomable dread and insanity.
...definitely not because his tentacle was stuck in the chicken!
Ha Ha Ha!!!."
)

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