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Leap Year Curse
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Tue Nov 14 2000 at 1:43:52
This is a serious node. I am not joking.
I was born on
February 29th, 1972
. When I was born the doctor said that every four years, two things very bad would happen to me on one day. It has
come true
.
Damn
that
doctor
and his stupid joke. The following is what has happened to me every four years on a
random
day.
Birthday
: Born with
Jaundice
/
Heart Murmur
4 years old:
Tonsillitus
and
broken arm
8 years old:
Bike accident
/
concussion
and
grandma
dies
12 years old:
Throw up
on the girl I liked and get pantsed in
cafeteria
16 years old: Lose tickets to
Michael Jackson
concert and buy
expensive
scalped ones but they are
fake
20 years old: Car breaks down
in
desert
and
gas tank
expodes
burning
off all
hair
on my
face
and
head
24 years old:
Fiancee
backs out of
wedding
(although eventually we did get married) and I get
another
concussion in
car crash
.
Now remember all of these pairs of things happened on
one day
each.
This year nothing like that has happened in one day and I think it's because 2000 isn't
officially
a
leap year
to make up for the
calendar
. I
await
the rest of the
year
.
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