"Dude, what are you saying?"
"Just what I said. You heard what I said, right?"
"Yeah, I heard what you said. I didn't like the way you sounded like you meant it."
"I did mean it. Come on, you want to. I know it."
"Fuck you, man. You're drunk."
"I'm just tipsy. And horny. And there's no girls around. And there is this donkey. Right here."
"You're fuckin' nuts. I don't wanna have sex with a donkey."
"Yes, you do."
"No, I don't!"
"Yes, you do!"
"Dude, shut up! I'd prefer my dates to at least be human."
"You mean you'd fuck a guy before you'd fuck this donkey?"
"Yeah, I probably would. Hell, I know I would."
"Fag."
"Shut up. And stop touching that donkey that way."
"Why? I think she likes it."
"What's up with you? You've never acted like a perv before."
"Dude, I've always been an ass man."
"Wha? I thought you'd meant you liked girls' asses!"
"Well, they'll do. But you get better action from a donkey. They kick."
"Dude, they'll kick your fucking dick off. And seriously, stop touching that donkey."
"No, dammit! I can't stand to wait any longer! I can't let this glorious donkey-flesh go to waste! I can't let this flower of equininity wither away!"
"Dude! Shut up!"
"No! I want to ravish her! I want to feel her shaggy loins beneath my own! I want to make her mine and mine alone!"
"Oh God! Stop it! Put your pants back on!"
"Let's do it, man! Let's FUCK this donkey!"
"Jesus God! I--I gotta get out of here!"
"Ooooh, yeah! That's it! Come with me, baby! Yeah! Whooo-YEAH! YYYEEEEAAHHH!!!"
Excerpt: "Life on the Jones Farm", (C) 1958 by Educational Films Corporation, Hollywood, California
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