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Let's pretend we're married

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(thing) by getzburg (2.3 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Fri May 05 2000 at 3:47:33

One of the many tired comedic conventions that has spawned chick-flicks like While you were sleeping and comedies like HouseSitter. (I'm actually rather fond of the latter.) Usually involves the guy's family being all happy that he's married, which leaves them stuck, then they end up in love, yadda.

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(idea) by Profoundly_Slack (1.5 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Mon Feb 12 2001 at 2:00:36

A man and a woman were forced to share a bed together as the hotel had run out of available rooms. Just as the man was about to go to sleep, the young woman asked "I'm cold. Could you get up and fetch me another blanket?"
"You're cold?" asked the man. "How about, just for tonight, we pretend that we're married?"
"Ok, I guess so" giggled the girl naughtily
"Well fetch your own damn blanket." and he rolled over and went to sleep.


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