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Lick That/Don't Lick That

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(idea) by fuzzy and blue (3 d) (print)   ?   I like it! Wed Aug 15 2001 at 17:43:22

From the people who brought you Good Pirate/Bad Pirate, another silly people watching game. This time, the fundamental dichotomy splits the entire human race into two categories:

  • I'd lick that
  • No, I wouldn't lick that

I taught this game to my roommate one summer, and he spent a day watching pretty girls and blushing every time he saw one worthy of oral application of his saliva. It was great fun.

For extra entertainment value, combine with a game like Good Pirate/Bad Pirate. Then you get ratings like: "Good Pirate, Lick That" (e.g. yossarian, ideath), or "Bad Pirate, Lick That" (flamingweasel, Jongleur), or "Good Pirate, Don't Lick That" (fill in the skanky badass of your choice).


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Good Pirate/Bad Pirate aesthetic categorizations (people) iDEATH Jongleur
Ecology of a Cracker Childhood Yeah, I'd lick that for a dollar nipple piercing People watching
Shiritori Mayonnaise and crackers Getting your oil checked, or acute adolescent Appalachian homosexuality Going on a Picnic
Scoville Scale Cracker lick flamingweasel
An anomaly in the traditional western twelve-tone musical scale Mankoski Pain Scale Graham crackers Animal Crackers in My Soup
badass Bebop scale Symmetric scales Animaniacs
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