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(thing) by ToasterLeavings (1.4 d) (print)   ?   1 C! I like it! Thu Jun 15 2000 at 12:20:09

nodeshells: gotta catch 'em all! Particularly the ones by Dragoon 8). Unlike pokemon, you don't need to strangle nodeshells to death while they squeek 'pika...pi..ka...ch...'

The node title refers to something I probably imagined girls saying to me when I was much, much younger and required to wear a uniform and sit listening to very boring people talking at me. Then again, I often imagined girls saying anything to me, and if they'd said that particular phrase I'm not sure if I'd have been equipped with the wherewithal for decisive action.

I have heard some variants. I worked briefly doing dry-dock refits on prawn 1 (that's a shrimp, people!) trawlers in the far north of Queensland (north-eastern Australia). One of the other guys seemed to revel in jizzy descriptions of his extra-occupational pastimes. Amongst these were 'grouse lick-out sessions with his chick'. Grouse is an expression from southern Australia predominantly, meaning extra-good. It is also a type of bird, which in this context is somewhat, if not completely, puzzling.

At the very least he was not backward in coming forward with some oral pleasure for his 'grouse chick'. As a child, he obviously watched all the Sesame Street episodes where sharing and cooperation were emphasized.


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aww shit...ok, you caught me out. We would actually trawl the shallow waters for jettisoned pr0n, as the helpful soft-linker has intimated.

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