Lick me where I bleed

created by emil greer

(thing) by emil greer (2.9 y) (print) ? 1 C! I like it! Mon May 01 2000 at 3:56:30

Synonym: Fuck off.

Something that can only be said by a female. The recipient of this harsh jab (usually a male) often is quite disgusted by this remark and is forced to recoil in silent awe.

She has the biggest cock of any girl I know	Euphemisms for menstruating	Stop using sexual activities as swear words!	When having sex in Germany
Lick me out	How to get a blow job	it gets thick	Your skin is liquid
How to urinate standing up	Good old fashioned fucking	I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy	Tickle your ass with a feather?
The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh	Omophagic	kissing in public	cunt
Fuck off	Catch my tumbling thoughts and place them next to a spoon	PMS	alt.sex FAQ: The Vocabulary of Sex
mung	red cabbage	Pointlessness had become his answer	E2 Red Light District

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