Make the Pie Higher by George W. Bush

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(thing) by Gamaliel (4.5 y) (print) ? (I like it!) 1 C! Sat Mar 24 2001 at 19:54:26

I know this is an e-mail forward, but I couldn't resist. It was sent to me from someone who got it from the e-newsletter of folksinger Tom Rush. This was assembled by one Richard Thompson entirely from actual quotes from Dubya.

I think we all agree
The past is over.

This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen
And uncertainty
And potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet
Become more few?
How many hands
Have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pant leg
Of opportunity.
I know that the human being
And the fish
Can coexist.

Families is where our nation
Finds hope
Where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family!

Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize Society!
Make the pie higher!
Make the pie higher!
Major league.

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