Male-Bashing Bumper Stickers

created by LordOmar

(thing) by LordOmar (1.8 y) (print) ? (I like it!) 1 C! Wed Jan 19 2000 at 19:27:35

These little gems seem to be quite popular in my home town of Portland, Oregon, they commonly state things like "The best man for the job is a woman" and other quippy statements which put down the male gender. At first they were a bit funny, now they're down right obnoxious. Signs of the double standard in America. I'd love to see how many women would key my car if I had a bumper sticker that said "Women are sometimes moody". Although one person I spoke to had a theory that these bumper stickers are the way that members of the lesbian conspiracy identify one another.

Lesbian conspiracy	Where feminism lost me	criminalize the human body	Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
If I were to take over the world with kick-ass robots	double standard	Feminists make the best girlfriends	Adam was a rough draft
If the camper's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'	Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons	Half Baked	GEM
Moody	How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex	Shrimp Dumplings with Crab Ovaries	Dirty Illegal Monkey Sex 2
Feminists For Fornication	bumper sticker	wearing buttons is not enough	key
Dog breeds	Famous people with only one testicle	Conspiracy Theory: Black Helicopters	Unix conspiracy

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