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Militant Grammarians of Massachusetts

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(idea) by wharfinger (6.2 y) (print)   ?   I like it! Tue Jun 27 2000 at 3:48:42

I buy my groceries at the Star Market in Central Square, Cambridge, Massachusetts. This is relevant, because the last time I was there, I happened to notice the signs on the express lanes:

12 Items or Fewer



I am not making this up. Some of them say "8 Items", though.

I'd prefer "12 or Fewer Items" myself -- or best of all, "Twelve or Fewer Items", but never mind that.

A number of the jokes in Infinite Jest are exaggerations of, or elaborations on, real stuff that's quite normal 'round these parts.

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