Mr Garrison must rank as one of South Park's greatest characters. It's never made clear whether he's gay (something he denies, but COME ON! Look at the guy!), a paedophile or simply a camp-as-fuck heterosexual.

"Mr Garrison! What are you doing down here in the sewers?"

"Nothing children. Tell me, do you know how to file a police report?"

"No..."

"That's good, goodbye..."