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(thing) by pihwlook (4.8 mon) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Tue Oct 17 2000 at 18:20:38

A children's song:
Do you know the Muffin Man,
The Muffin Man,
The Muffin Man?
Do you know the Muffin Man,
Who lives on Drury Lane?

(thing) by PowderedTOASTMan (2.7 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Thu Dec 20 2001 at 23:19:50

The extended mix of the Muffin Man song.

Do you know the Muffin Man,
The Muffin Man,
The Muffin Man?
Do you know the Muffin Man,
Who lives on Drury Lane?

Oh !
Yes I know the Muffin Man,
The Muffin Man,
The Muffin Man.
Yes I know the Muffin Man,
Who lives on Drury Lane.

Two of us know the Muffin Man,
The Muffin Man,
The Muffin Man.
Two of us know the Muffin Man,
Who lives on Drury Lane.

Do you know the Muffin Man,
The Muffin Man,
The Muffin Man?
Do you know the Muffin Man,
Who lives on Drury Lane?

Yes I know the Muffin Man,
The Muffin Man,
The Muffin Man.
Yes I know the Muffin Man,
Who lives on Drury Lane.

Three of us know the Muffin Man,
The Muffin Man,
The Muffin Man.
Three of us know the Muffin Man,
Who lives on Drury Lane.

Continue until everyone in the office is involved....

Do you know the Muffin Man,
The Muffin Man,
The Muffin Man?
Do you know the Muffin Man,
Who lives on Drury Lane?

Sung by the person who started the round:

Yes I am the Muffin Man,
The Muffin Man,
The Muffin Man.
Yes I am the Muffin Man,
Who lives on Drury Lane.

So, are you gonna buy a fucking muffin or not you fat faries ?!! I've got a fucking family to feed and I can't stand around here yapping all day. Get back to work !

printable version
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