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A transformation of the famous
Murphy's Laws
to a setting easily recognized by
DJ
s and
club kids
alike. §1. If a
pickup
can jump, it will. §2. A monitor won't. §3. The number of
DJ groupies
available are NOT proportional to the average R of your
12"
records. §4. Fixed playing schedules aren't. §5. The main attraction of the line-up will leave early, or arrive late. §6. Noone cares about §5, since he always tears the roof off of the place anyway. §7. The product of R and C is inversed proportionally to A. (
Snickars' Law of Rarity
) §8. The number of DJ mixers > The number of earphones > The number of small-to-large-DIN-plug adapters. (Lif's General Number Assumption) §9. As P goes towards infinity, C goes towards zero. (
Greiff's Law of Credibility
) §10. The size of the DJ booth is always one half of the size needed for all the stuff people try to "leave there for a minute". R =
Rarability
of the record C =
Credibility
of the
DJ
/record A =
Availability
of the record P =
Playability
of the record
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