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My parents conspire to make me a porn star
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actually,
for purposes of this writeup
, it's just my dad. we won't go into the various examples set by both of them.
the
conversation
went like this:
dad
: one of the guys from work got this internet
video camera
. he says it's really
neat
.
prole
: you mean a
webcam
, dad?
dad
: yeah. you use it to see people over the
internet
?
prole
: oh. ok..
dad
: anyway, he was
really excited
about it, so i went out and bought us some. (
at this point it's necessary to explain that after
living very frugally
for ten to fifteen years, my dad acquired a large sum of money as
worker's compensation
. so he's now given to
infrequent flights of frivolousness
.
)
prole
: us who?
dad
: all of us. so i need to get your address.
what can we
deduce
from this? principally, that my dad has no faith in my ability to support myself
with my intellect alone
, and thinks it would be wiser for me to combine a
device for broadcasting images over the web
with my not inconsiderable knowledge of
photoshop
in order to attain food, shelter, and the like. this is all because my
little sister
has made it her business to
show me up
to such an extreme that the scope of her accomplishments makes me look like a
vegetable
in comparison. her getting a webcam too is just my dad's
clever ploy
to disguise his motives.
i used to be
the good daughter
. sigh.
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