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Never trust a skinny chef

created by Mr. Hotel

(idea) by Mr. Hotel (1.2 wk) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Mon Dec 11 2000 at 18:21:05

A phrase used to warn or insinuate that something isn't as it should be, the thinking being that a good cook would eat constantly and would be, therefore, quite corpulent. By this thinking, one should also distrust clumsy dancers, blind cabbies, blonde redheads, or fat ravers.

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