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(thing) by dannye (10.3 hr) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Sat Jun 10 2000 at 16:54:54


This is a bumper sticker often seen on cars driven by people who are fed up with reading the "Mean People Suck" bumper stickers on other cars. Personally, I think anyone who puts a bumper sticker on their car with any sort of political opinion is just asking for it.

I'm sick to death of "Speak up for Decency" (even though I think that's a good idea), "Speak up for Liberty" (a retort to the "decency" one), "Hate is not a Family Value" (aimed at Rush Limbaugh listeners, whether this will be admitted or not), etc.

My favorite bumper sticker along these lines is this:

"visualize whirled peas"


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