No more monkeys jumping on the bed

created by achan

(idea) by achan (1.7 mon) (print) ? (I like it!) 1 C! Sun Aug 20 2000 at 2:03:01

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed
One fell off and bonked his head
Mamma called the Doctor and the Doctor said
"No more monkeys jumping on the bed"

Four little monkeys jumping on the bed
One fell off and bonked his head
Mamma called the Doctor and the Doctor said
"No more monkeys jumping on the bed"

...

A song I remembered today from my childhood. Kindergarten I guess? Everyone loves monkeys.

printable version
chaos

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