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Our Balls Are Bigger

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(thing) by pingouin (4.1 y) (print)   ?   I like it! Sat Nov 13 1999 at 10:17:36

An attempt by the Canadian Football League to create a winning advertising catchphrase for themselves - they may never live it down. It has its basis in fact: CFL players have bigger balls than Americans. No, wait. The football used is closer to the game's rugby roots than is the one used in American football - it's rounder and slightly larger; it helps the kicking game, which has a larger role than it does in the US. You may now extract your minds from the gutter.

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