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Random House assists the attempted gay overthrow of established world order...probably.

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(idea) by ToasterLeavings (20.3 min) (print)   ?   4 C!s I like it! Fri May 05 2000 at 6:30:10

It is highly likely that Random House, through its choice of the top 100 books of the previous century, were attempting to hasten the imminent gay overthrow of the current world order. With just the aid of an anagram generator, and an obviously divinely inspired sense of semantics, I was able to decipher the true meaning behind the arrangement of just the top 10 titles. Our sweet lord of homophobia only knows what hot gay intent lies behind the sequencing of the other 90.

1 ULYSSES                                 Ulysses,
2 THE GREAT GATSBY                        the gay beg 'start!', those gay bath getters,,
3 A PORTRAIT OF THE ARTIST AS A YOUNG MAN for the sake of their 'hip gay oats',attain autotransformer status now
4 LOLITA                                  and render us as gayest of gay; lest we become oat ill!     
5 BRAVE NEW WORLD                         never again to rove lewd brawn over lewd brawn like a dance in some
6 THE SOUND AND THE FURY                  stud heathen foundry, nuts hefty, roundheads displayed proudly!
7 CATCH-22                                Let us catch 22 of the aforementioned heathen studs,
8 DARKNESS AT NOON                        and while I soothe them with words, and anon strokes,
9 SONS AND LOVERS                         Van Rod's lesson on lass vendors and their perils shall begin: 
10THE GRAPES OF WRATH                     what fresh portage I shall carry then, as my shaft power gathers!

The message is clear. You have been warned. Particularly if you are a Stud Heathen, or Lass Vendor. I am now investigating the identities of those shadowy gay uberlords..Van Rod, Ulysses, and the ubiquitous Anon. Apparently it is not enough that gays get all the artistic ability, taste and muscled physiques; now they want to rule the world!

Please see also the divinely inspired work of renster, the master of modern anagramatic conspiracy expose':
Is jessicapierce attempting to destroy everything with the help of satan?

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