Remember to include ALL your e-mail addresses

(idea) by ModernAngel (6.1 d) (print) ? 1 C! I like it! Wed Jan 26 2000 at 1:26:27

A popular phrase in the "how to be removed from our list" section of spam.

We spammed you.
We trade with companies that harvest and sell e-mail addresses.
You requested removal from our spamee list.
Now we know your e-mail address is valid and active.
Therefore we know the harvesting company supplies valid e-mail addresses.
Therefore we will continue to trade with them.
We continued spamming you.
Please include your other e-mail addresses in future correspondence.
Therefore, we may add them to our list and spam those addresses too.
In case you drop this e-mail account, perhaps due to the excessive spam you receive here, we can still get our Very Important Message We're Sure You'll Thank Us For to you via a different account.
If we can't sell you our product, maybe you can still generate income for us when we sell your other, verified e-mail addresses back to our e-mail address supplier.

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