Shady Peter Lorre-type character from the
Firesign Theater's
Nick Danger sketches. Described as an "ugly dwarf" wearing a
fez and carrying a brown paper bag with a
pickle in it, he is accompanied by the unmistakable fragrance of "Pyramid
Patchouli". In his youth he could be found loitering around the
drugstore, drinking
Chocolate Malted Falcons and giving away free
high schools. Thought to be responsible for everything
bad that happens in
Oxnard.