Right Jab -> Null

Left Hook -> Right Eye

"It's gonna be TCP!"

Left Jab -> Blocked

"Over my dead body! UDP has less overhead!"

"Dead Body? That's the idea!"

Charging Melvin -> Down to the mat

"Take back what you said about GTK+, you m*therf*cker!"

Knee -> groin -> Loud Wailing

"Never! Motif forever!"

Uppercut -> Broken Jaw -> Down for the count

"Put that in your "Extreme Programming" pipe and smoke it, Jack."