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The Everything Hamsters

(thing) by hoopy_frood (1.1 y) (print)   ?   I like it! Sat Nov 13 1999 at 14:38:05

Maybe we should take up a collection for The Everything Hamsters, so that Nate can buy them amphetamines (I think that's called overclocking; stop me if I'm getting too technical).

Better yet, just click on the ads; then Nate will be able to upgrade to that new Gerbil Server he's had his eye on for so long.

(idea) by baffo (20.5 hr) (print)   ?   I like it! Fri May 19 2000 at 1:16:09

I am an Everything Hamster, I admit it. I sit in a cage, and all day long work at something. When I feel in need of relaxation and just got to move the bones, I climb on the Wheel of Oppression and bratt-ta-ta-tap, I bang out a node, or two. Or ten, on good days.
Or just softlink. I softlink, and feel that sweet karma improvement fall on my tired shoulder. Then I dismount the wheel, chew on a nice hard mineral-and-vitamin rich biscuit, maybe have a little drink from the coffee filled bird water thing.
Then after daybreak I fall asleep in my little nest, made of old printouts, O'Reilly books and old dreams. I sleep all day, and I work all night, but I am not a lumberjack. I am an Everything Hamster, and there is nothing more to be said. Just don't confuse me with the Everything Mouse. I am no pointing device: I point, they get pointed.
You wanna learn all about my species? Read this handy node written by a colleague.

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Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some! Wheel of Oppression Occam's Razor Giant Space Hamsters
Things to consider before you bring a hamster into your life Experimental treatment for sick hamsters Squirrel Nut Zippers taking care of your little hamster friend
The Squirrel Diaries Animals that should not have been domesticated gerbil small woodland creatures
amphetamine The Long Gray Line High at Work mouse
easter egg 12 Monkeys Hamster Dance lumberjack
Nanase Aikawa pager SPG Heart of Darkness
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