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Thumb Wars

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(thing) by Tannor (1.9 y) (print)   ?   I like it! Thu Aug 24 2000 at 19:15:35

A wildly funny spoof of Star Wars which aired on network tv about a week before episode 1 came out in the theatres. The characters were all thumbs with faces painted on them. Thumb Wars basically followed through the entire plot of Star Wars but changed certain things around.

Some changes which i can remember and were humorous:
1. Yoda admitted to being a muppet.
2. The scene when Han Solo is tortured involves nail-clippers instead of sparks.
3. Luke....... I am your..................

... Mother!



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