When an octopus becomes upset, it may eat itself

Humane octopus killing	May you always find naked women to throw tiny pickles at you	Teen Lust Industrial Complex	Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
sashimi	Twenty-three good things about pickles and dirt	Do animals commit suicide?	Scrotal leash
Documenta, the Child-Bride, bares her legs for the Ravenous Wolves of the Grey Hour	Real Men Don't Eat Quiche	Meat as a vehicle for biological warfare	I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
Grigori the Octopus	cephalopod brain	Coffee Coffee Buzz Buzz Buzz	The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
octopus	Cannibal fetus	Want to be a werewolf	you have to stop growing mushrooms in your dishwasher
irregardless	Women are evil	What Would Jackie Chan Do?	Oral sex

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