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Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others

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(idea) by Eclectic Scion (2.3 mon) (print)   ?   1 C! I like it! Thu Oct 12 2000 at 19:34:32

...he said, exhaling a thick stream of smoke. "We have found him to be considerably more crafty than his demeanour would indicate. In the past, others have attempted to take advantage of his..." He pursed his lips in distaste, like an aristocrat prodding a dead rat with his shoe. " 'Silliness.' All have failed."

In the shadow cast by the looming chair that dominated the room, a nervous-looking man squirmed. The unfortunate wretch was merely one of countless henchmen employed by the nebulous concern that sought to seize control of the Everything project. The consortium worked from the shadows, taking great care never to let their hand be seen by the powers that be. They worked through users like this one; trolls and flamers who were counterproductive by nature. He often reflected on the irony of it. Chaos could be a useful tool - once you got it organized.

He turned and looked at the man for the first time. "You were given a simple task, and you have failed. But what is more, you have betrayed my trust by resorting to devices that you know I cannot abide." The man broke into a cold sweat. He continued on, relentless. "I expect total compliance from all those who work for me. Failure cannot be tolerated."

In total silence, the two hulking giants each placed a hand on the man's shoulders. the man lost his composure completely, screaming and begging as he was dragged away. The pitiful cries faded as his struggling form receded down the hallway.

An inconspicuous presence joined him at the towering window. "A pity about the waste, sir. He was not without his uses."

He did not bother to turn around. "Perhaps, James, but I am not without principles. I will not dirty my hands by undermining the very thing which i seek to control. There are some things that do nothing but harm us all." He turned to leave, pausing only to extinguish his cigar. "Give my regards to The Nodeshell Rescue Team."


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thefez: our global nightmare How to get your stuff voted up I got a 1400 on the SAT I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world? The shit that gets carried out in His name Fight Club and Everything2 Fear of genetically altered food unfounded
Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others Nodeshell rescue We need more America
How to properly assemble a combat insertion team EDB Indiana once tried to change the value of pi The Real Ghostbusters
The purpose of religion The flame to end all flames Morality is a matter of daily choices, not of overriding precepts. Trent Reznor in a duet with Alanis Morissette
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