cheap yellow mustard

created by Pedro
(thing) by Pedro (4 y) (print)   (I like it!) Tue Jul 17 2001 at 3:28:43

The least expensive mustard you can buy. A great innovation of the H.J. Heinz Company. The only kind available in 90% of the food establishments in the US; especially the Fast Food Chains. Really GREAT on "Hot Dogs", hamburgers or those big "oversize Pretzels". Owing to it's cost, it is one of the College staple foods the world over. Can be purchased by the quart, gallon or 55 gallon drum providing even MORE per serving cost savings!

This product was immortalized by a massive ad campaign which used the phrase, "Pardon me, may I borrow a cup of that Cheap Yellow Mustard?"

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