customer : honest kid

Customer: the mama's boy	customer : seeker of cake	We Have Explosive	customer : nutty nut girl
What we've got here is a failure to communicate	Working in a bookstore	Claiming to be a lesbian	Customer : Navy SEAL
The employee as customer	I Hate Customers	I'll get you next time, Gadget!	How to hook a TV up to a computer
Dear Postal Customer	Crying	Carolan's	Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
charge-off	Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys	boy	woman
bugger	Customer service	snog	Stammer

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