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false /msg syndrome

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(thing) by Sylvar (4 wk) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Sat Aug 05 2000 at 11:06:45

The chronic inability to properly type a private /msg in the cheddarbox.

Short-term results are usually limited to explaining why you just said "/EDB will you marry me?" or "tell EDB Laugh while-a you can, TI-99/4A boy!" to everyone.

Long-term effects have not yet been established, as sufferers tend to die of embarrassment.


(idea) by nocodeforparanoia (3.4 d) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Sun Jan 21 2001 at 7:40:00

/MSG CAREFULLY BOYS AND GIRLS.

DON'T END UP LIKE A DEAD MAN.

EXAMPLE OF MAJOR /MSG FUCKUP:


nocodeforparanoia smacks wickie. hey, dude, I'm comin' home tomorrow!

dead- /ms gpsydereal We must be doing it for different reasons. Rarely do I think of sex when I pull the pud. It's more like a chore... I just want the fucker to leave me alone so I can sleep.

dead- okay... um... now, see? That's why E2 and drugs are not a good mix....

Demeter thanks dead for the demo :-)

WickerNipple- returning to NY, eh? while dead pulls his pud...

REMEMBER, KIDS: /MSG CAREFULLY, OR ELSE PLAY IT OFF BETTER THAN DEAD. THANK YOU. GOODNIGHT.


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