farmer Dave

created by stylee

(person) by stylee (1.5 y) (print) ? (I like it!) Sun Jun 25 2000 at 5:50:41

The name by which my homie Dave jokingly refers to himself when he is trying to obtain as many prescription narcotics as possible by taking advantage of an ailment or mishap, no matter how minor. For example, when Davey gets a cavity filled at the dentist, he not only manages to get a codeine prescription, something not many people receive after a routine filling, but then proceeds to have it refilled three or four times, weeks and weeks after the procedure. The term "farmer Dave" arose because of the way he dramatically "milks" the situation at hand. His skills at this technique never cease to amaze me.

printable version
chaos

Too Many Daves	They're drugs, they change you	Dave's Insanity Sauce	Thai Eggplant
Farmer Brown	Dave Mason	Work hard. Be strong.	Oak Park, Illinois
mentally ill	Cream of the Cool	magic wand tool	Harold Wilson
Be my ?	The Hardest Thing	Bank	Jan Crouch
run-on	prescription	Procedure

Y'know, if you log in, you can write something here, or contact authors directly on the site. Create a New User if you don't already have an account.

Login
Password

remember me
password reminder
register

Everything2 Help

The best nodes of all time:
Suburban Stigmata
Total Depravity
how to measure the height of a tower with a barometer
Orca
B.S. your way through Spanish
Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
Saturday morning cartoon
Special Alt key characters & accents
space war
Flatland: Table of Contents
Music's saddest time
Batman
Cryptozoology

antigravpussy
One fly amongst many	(person)
sam512
Moon Base Shackleton, 1978	(fiction)
Pavlovna
toy boy	(person)
XWiz
tear jerker	(review)
Heitah
Anarchy is Order	(idea)
jessicaj
July 26, 2008	(dream)
Berek
ABBA	(person)
devolution
k-hole	(place)
Nadine_2
The Sound Of Madness	(review)
SwimmingMonkey
Conversations with Fo Fo, the Loneliest dog in Purgatory	(fiction)
locke baron
lynx	(thing)
Simulacron3
Reality, Dimensions and the Natural Ontology	(essay)
SubSane
Making Love to a 9-Foot Woman	(person)
Ouzo
Thoughts	(idea)
antigravpussy
I fall silent, listening. The breadcrumbs are talking about us	(person)

E2 is a by-product of the existence of The Everything Development Company