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french fry vending machine

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(thing) by kslawson (1.9 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Wed Jan 31 2001 at 20:28:59

A modern technological marvel. We have one of these in the art building at RIT. You deposit US$1.50, and the fries go from frozen to yum in 40 seconds. Surprisingly, they end up tasting quite good, on par with McDonald's fries. What I want to know is, what secret alien technology gets the fries cooked in 40 seconds?

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