just a life-support system for a penis

created by Deborah909

(person) by Deborah909 (4.5 y) (print) ? I like it! Sat Feb 12 2000 at 16:03:28

Women sometimes denigrate a man by describing him as "just a life-support system for a penis." However, I wonder if there are persons of the XY persuasion who would be very flattered to be described that way.

(person) by f1r3br4nd (7.3 y) (print) ? 1 C! I like it! Tue May 09 2000 at 15:23:44

I suppose I'll just have to be the best damn life-support system for a penis that I can be. I come loaded with all sorts of nifty non penis related features. I make vegetarian sushi. I node Unfinished Stories. Yes, there are billions of penis life support systems on the market... but the discriminating consumer will settle for nothing but the best.

This just in! For a limited time only you can get your f1r3br4nd PLSS at a BIG, big discount. Don't wait till he completes his college education and gets all expensive and picky; get him now while he's desperate! Call now, operators are standing by.

Order now and, just like it says, you get a Daz Eddy. Plus, if you call within five minutes, you get this set of Ginsu Knives at no extra cost... oh, waitaminute. Maybe we don't want them thinking about Ginsu Knives.

(idea) by disarmed42 (1.3 mon) (print) ? I like it! Fri May 18 2001 at 23:56:38

Actually, according to my biology teacher, it's less than that. A man is just a life support system for sperm, which in turn is just a way for DNA to get around and make more, different DNA. In fact, when you get right down to it, all living organisms are just mechanisms for the transport and recombination of DNA. Yes indeed, somewhere along the line DNA decided that it was to be the most important of the organic molecules, and started to create vehicles. That's what we are, just cars for selfish molecules. Kinda makes you feel important and self-actualized, huh?

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Introducing yourself to the large-breasted woman	By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.	Can I use my manhood as a weapon?	dicksize war
Apples, oranges, and oral sex	Stale, preconceived notions about the way women feel about sex	Ginsu	I'm not sharing him
Cock-brained	I am a sexist	Hooker with a Penis	The Penis Game
Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.	Aggressive, demanding, in control females	Having a penis is annoying	Call now, operators are standing by.
Men should never call themselves feminists	Strategic Missile Command	Y chromosome	Big Jim and the Twins
Men's Liberation Front	Phallism	Viagra	Guy Dynamic

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