king can

created by emil greer

(thing) by emil greer (3.1 y) (print) ? (I like it!) Sun Jul 23 2000 at 19:35:42

A can of beer or malt liquor that is sold in formats over 750ml (26oz.). King Cans are common purchases amongst vagrants, the homeless and fishermen due to their economical size and alcohol per volume.

Posessing a King Can automatically labels you as a hick or redneck due to the quality of beer that often is distributed this way, although if you are drinking something imported out of a king can, you are forgiven and rendered distinctive.

Labatt Maximum Ice	Rolling Rock	malt liquor	Miller Time
Pabst	Heineken	Beer	Seven words you can never say on television

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