Near Matches
Ignore Exact
Full Text
Everything
2
lie outrageously
created by
Ninja-Lad
(
idea
) by
Ninja-Lad
(2.6 wk)
(
print
)
(
I like it!
)
Thu May 25 2000 at 14:42:10
One of the most
extreme
forms of spreading
untruth
. Often seen among
small
children
when trying to
validate
their
heinous
transgression
s against
common sense
, the
status quo
, or
civil
behavior
.
Examples:
"I couldn't have taken that
candy
bar because I was walking home from
France
where I went to pick up my
homework
that got taken by a
polar bear
when I was walking to
school
which is why I was
tardy
too."
"Yes, I did invent the
atomic bomb
in my basement with two pieces of
bubble gum
and a collection of dirty
twig
s."
"I don't want to have
sex
with you. I just want to
sleep together
."
printable version
chaos
Sleep together
On the dangers of incomplete quotes
untruth
sex
Tardy
school
Polar bear
Civil
heinous
Indiscretion
Native American
analogy
lying here with no one near
might makes right
Smiling dryly while I lied.
Twig
lie
Bubble Gum
atomic bomb
homework
France
Candy
behavior
status quo
Y'know, if you
log in
, you can write something here, or contact authors directly on the site.
Create a New User
if you don't already have an account.
Epicenter
Login
Password
remember me
password reminder
register
Everything2 Help
Cool Staff Picks
After stirring Everything, these nodes rose to the top:
On being the Older Woman
Godspeed You Black Emperor!
John Walker Lindh
Christmas with the Super-Heroes
American alcoholic writer stereotype
Harold and Maude
What's with all the "nodegel" stuff?
Sorites Paradox
Techra
Nina Hartley
20th Century Classical Music
Yard of Ale
Rosy fingered dawn
New Writeups
dagnyswaggart
if you dare
(
fiction
)
TheDeadGuy
How to love someone who is mentally ill
(
idea
)
Wuukiee
If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
(
idea
)
etouffee
routine
(
poetry
)
ignis_glaciesque
O tempores! O mores!
(
fiction
)
iceowl
Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device
(
idea
)
Hazelnut
Hazelnut's Mid Afternoon Pickup
(
recipe
)
artman2003
"Gary Busey" is also a: user
(
person
)
RedOmega
Olympia
(
review
)
Alnilamski
Rhinoceros
(
review
)
crescentkick
Secrecy in Martial Arts
(
idea
)
Heisenberg
Electronica, Deep House and Soy: The London Boozemonkeys welcome mkb.
(
event
)
lunargrove
Living without a computer
(
personal
)
Jack
Tea for One
(
person
)
npecom
Wildcrafting
(
idea
)