| My canoe instructor told us that in order to be realTM canadians, we'd have to join something akin to the mile high club.. only in canoes. The mile high club is much safer to get into. Trust me on this one.
P_i informs me that Pierre Berton has also said this. It is within the realm of possibility that my canoe instructor got this from Mr. Berton, since he is a clever writer type of Canadian and my canoe instructor was merely a canoe instructor. However, it it also within the realm of possibility that Pierre Berton stole this from my canoe instructor. No one will ever know. | 
