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The
mousepad
is a
high precision
piece of
equipment
which was overlooked by the majority of
computer user
s, but now thanks to
public awareness compaign
s, more and more
people
, especially
gamers
, have come to appreciate
our friend the mousepad
. However, a large number of
ignorant savages
still remain unawares of the vital importance of the
mousepad
. I mean
Damnit Jim, I'm a Doctor not a Mousepad
. So
for the greater good of mankind
I will
benevolently
enlighten
ye of lesser intellect
.
What makes a good mousepad? Here is the
by no means definitive
list:
Size - each side should be at least
25
cm
long. Too small and you run out of
real estate
. Running poor
Mickey
out of his
mouse pad
is just not good, even if
Walt Disney was an anti-Semite
.
Thickness - should be
thin
enough to be able to
comfortably hold
- or have
sloped edges
, but not thin enough to feel the
junk on your table
.
Stiffness - stiff enough to
lie flat
and not simply
flop over
.
Underside with grip - usually a rubbery underside suits best, to stop your
mousepad
from sliding with your
mouse
. Many a potentially good
mousepad
has been
ruined
because of this.
Textured mousing surface - beats a flat one anyday. The
texture
should feel something like those
pokemon trading cards
-
mmmm smooth
.
Well put together - the
surface
on some reasonably good
mousepads
(like the
3com
Precise Mousing Surface
, tend to
peel
after a few months. This is
bad
. You don't normally get this with thicker mousepads.
See also
everglide
.
For the record I have some
weirdass
German
mousepad titled "ATLAS HANNOVER Baumaschinen" which a
friend
brought
over from
Germany
. It
defies
the very laws of mousepad logic in the fact that it's a
company
mousepad -
notorious
for their
dodgyness
- and its so good its like a
cheap everglide
.
This I proclaim to be good
. Must be a
message from the gods
.
Kudos
to you, ATLAS HANNOVER Baumschinen.
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chaos
Everglide
We read your mail so you don't have to
mousepad
mouse pad
They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
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