Take one standard American church.
Add one ambitious preacher, and a sprinkling of rich patrons.
Mix in millions of dollars. Exact amount not necessary; put in as much as you can.
Stir.
Let rise until size is two orders of magnitude larger.
Bake using the heat of newfound political clout.
If you are visiting Tulsa soon, see Oral Roberts University for a prime example.
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