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Another name for the
penis
bone
(also commonly called the
baculum
, Latin for "little rod"), found in all
primates
,
insectivores
, and
carnivores
(with the
small
exception of
homo sapien
). this bone is not attached to the rest of the
skeletal system
(a heterotropic skeletal element).
In many places,
penis
bones are considered
lucky
and are used as charms, or are given to girls whom boys have crushes on.
common names for the
os penis
are:
love bone
pecker bone
coon dong
possum prick
Texas toothpick
mountain man toothpick
Ozark
folklore states that the proper way to prepare a penis bone (most often from a
racoon
) for use as a
trinket
or
gift
is to boil the bone clean, and use red thread or string to make a
necklace
.
Voodoo
tradition claims that these bones are excellent lucky charms for a
gambler
. In fact, The Lucky Mojo Curio Company sells them on-line for only $3.50 a piece.
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