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prom dress
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Sharkbites
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Sharkbites
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Tue Jan 09 2001 at 20:10:44
Prom
dresses are so
expensive
. Why do
girls
spend hundreds, if not
thousands
of
dollars
on a bunch of
fabric
they will only wear
ONCE
? I personally am going to make my
prom dress
, for the retail
stores
are going to have to provide an
insurance policy
before I'll spend that kind of
moolah
on some netting covered in
Rayon
.
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anomaly
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Tue Jan 09 2001 at 21:05:20
Made mine out of
duct tape
.
"Duct tape?", you say.
Yep. Duct tape.
Of course, it was lined with
saran wrap
, so as not to completely and painfully
depilate
me when I took it off. It was
off-the-shoulder
and short, with an
a-line
skirt and a
diamond
shape cut out of the
belly
to showcase my
navel piercing
. My
sister
helped wrap me in the
plastic
and then smooth the
strips of tape
directly to my
body
. I carried some
pinking shears
and an
extra roll
around in my purse all night, so that i could easily
disrobe
and then
re-tape
myself, if needed. I found
platform high-heels
in the exact shade of duct tape, and I sprayed my hair
silver
, with
make-up
to match, of course.
Where'd I get the
idea
?
These things happen
when you're a
weirdo
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