smoove

created by prole

(person) by prole (1.3 wk) (print) ? (I like it!) 1 C! Sun May 28 2000 at 21:58:43

the smoove way to say 'smooth.' notice how it flows off your tongue. people who are smoove get lots of ass, have sugar daddies, sugar mommas, or hos of either sex, and wear lots of expensive clothing and jewelry. if you are smoove, you have a voice like barry white or eartha kitt and you're always charming and never lose your cool. however, most people who are smoove do not have time in their smoove lifestyle to learn to use a computer so, if you're reading this, chances are that you're not all that smoove and probably never will be. sorry.

if music was a woman you would have a mistress	The Three Classes of Men	65535	Sugar daddy
pimp	cool cat	How to attend an E2 gathering	smooth
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Eartha Kitt	Poet Laureate	translation	Fool
su	charming	ho	Barry White
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