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(thing) by LordOmar (1.8 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Sun Nov 14 1999 at 9:07:55

It all started with Gatorade and hos now expanded into a million brands and flavors of drinks which contain minerals, herbs and vitamins supposed to enchance physical performance in athletic pursuits. I still prefer a good cup of really hot tea.

(thing) by heathen_bastard (3.8 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Sun Nov 14 1999 at 9:07:55

The primary ingredient of most sports drinks is high fructose corn syrup. To this is added water, some desultory artificial flavors, and electrolytic minerals. As far as I can determine, sports drinks taste like sweetened sweat. Bleh.

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barley water Celebrity Jeopardy Gatorade million
Beware the Golden Powerade venom Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people hangover
nonsense Grouse Grind water The lethal dose of water
tea sweat physical mineral
performance ingredient hot high fructose corn syrup
Desultory drink bleh Athletic
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